Slow and Steady Wins the Race...and makes me impatient.

I'm sure you're all waiting on pins and needles for something exciting and dazzling to happen with this kitchen.  So am I.

This past week, we passed the electrical, plumbing, and mechanical rough inspections, which means the walls are now being closed up.  While that means we've been making good progress, it isn't especially exciting in terms of how my house looks.  It just means more tarps are now draped across my doorways.

Should there be a tarp on that chair?
Yeah, probably.

How is it possible that this space looks even smaller
WITHOUT the walls???

I'm stuck.  Can't use the front door, can't use the side door, and while the guys are working, I can't even get into the dining room to heat up a cup of tea.  Life's tough when you're lucky enough to be getting a new kitchen, right?

Even though I've been banished to the back of the house, and there's nothing pretty to show quite yet, we did find something interesting!  Stapled behind the door jamb were two of the original permits to the house:

Sorry online creeps, I photoshopped out my address.
You'll now have to do 1.5 seconds of sleuthing work to find it.

Pretty neat, right?  Even though they are old and tattered, I plan to frame them and keep them in the kitchen- I think this old house deserves to keep her historical documents, don't you?

By the end of this week, the floors (and maybe the cabinets!) will be going in, and I'll have some fun pictures to share...eek! 

Makin' Plans

Now that you've taken a tour of everything that I don't like about my kitchen, let's take a look at how it's going to be made a billion times better.  I wish I had some fancy 3-D graphics for you, but Lowe's didn't give me the e-version of my plans, only the paper print out ones.  I suppose I could go to the trouble of doing a mock up on a free planning program, but who has time for that when there's ACTUAL work to be done?

Here's the new layout of the kitchen.  

My brain needs to see cabinet balance,
so the dishwasher is getting a cabinet front, too.
Yesssss.

Apparently I have trouble taking straight pictures...these two are a little wonky.

General placement of the appliances hasn't changed, but I did add nine extra feet of cabinets along the window wall that opens up into the dining room.  These cabinets are only 12" deep, which will leave some extra elbow room in my walkable floor space- which is completely necessary so that the room doesn't feel too closed in.  With the addition of a dishwasher, and the removal of upper cabinets above the sink (to be replaced by open shelves), these extra cabinets probably won't result in a bunch of extra storage space, but it will make the kitchen 10x more functional for everyday use.

The window cutout into the dining room is also getting a shave down- it's going to be lowered to countertop height, which will give me 6 extra inches of countertop depth along this wall to use. 

Heyyyy sexy Buddha.

The refrigerator...oh the refrigerator.  In order to fit a fridge in the current space, I would have had to pay $6,000+ to special order a European style, cabinet depth piece that was only 33" wide. 

This has caused a lot of bruises.
It's tough for me to walk through doorways.

Why not just go with the standard 36" wide?  Because those three precious inches JUST DON"T FIT.  My options were:

1. Pay the ridiculous amount stated above to get what I REALLY wanted.
2. Buy a 36" counter depth fridge and have fully custom cabinets made to fit the space.
3. Buy a 33" regular depth fridge, buy standard width cabinets, and move the doorway 9" to accommodate the fridge.

Option 3 was the "most economical", and therefore the winner.  How ridiculous is it that it was cheaper to MOVE A WALL than to buy an appliance to fit the space? 

Alright, now on to the finishes.  If you follow me on Pinterest, you probably have a pretty good idea of my design plans... just check out my board, "Gut That Kitchen!".  If not, here's a look at my inspiration picture:



I love everything about this picture.  EVERYTHING.
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Yessss.  So pretty, right?  I originally wanted to go with white cabinets and black countertops, but this picture sealed the deal for both Dave and I.  I was a little hesitant to present him with my idea of black cabinets, but once he saw this picture, he was all in.

It's kind of a modern vintage look, no?  Since we have black pieces of furniture in both the living room and dining room, accented by wood and brass, it made the decision very easy to switch up my white and black kitchen plan to a black and white plan...really went out on a limb there, didn't I?

Now it's guttin' time.

Brass and Drums: NOT a Marching Band Story.

So it's no big secret that I love giving old things new life.  I love antique stores, yard sales, estate sales, Craig's List (only for the furniture, people), etc.  I even tried to get tickets to  the Antiques Roadshow when they came into town last year, but wasn't able to.  Darn.

One of my own personal "jackpot" antique purchases is a set of brass lamps that I got eight years ago while visiting family in St. Louis over the holidays.  During our St. Louis trips, the girls usually take a quick trip to Kimmswick, MO for some holiday shopping and treats at The Blue Owl.  If you live in the Midwest and haven't been to Kimmswick, go.  It's a fun, tiny little walkable town, where almost every single small house is actually a gift shop or place to eat.  It's always decked out for the holidays, and the shops have thousands of Christmas decorations that are absolutely delightful.

In one of these shops, I found two tall brass lamps, sans shades.  I loved, loved, loved them, but was traveling home by plane, and couldn't very well carry two bulky lamps through security.  Thankfully, I have an amazing Nana and Papa who love to spoil me.  They offered to drive them home to NY in their car, where I could then pick them up the next time I traveled to see them.  DONE.  For $50, those two beautiful brass lamps were mine.

At the time, I was living in a tiny little rental house with Dave, and as we were fresh out of college, didn't have a pot to piss in.  I found two very cheap lampshades, and plopped these beauties on either side of the couch.  They didn't actually go with anything, but I didn't care.  I loved them all the same.

NOTHING in my house is red.  Except these lampshades.
Also, this photo is staged as of a week ago.  I didn't have that couch,
those walls, that dying plant, or that house when I used the red lampshades.
 The grandparents in the photo, though?
Those I did have:)

A short while later, we bought our first house, and the lamps went into storage in the basement.  I just couldn't find lampshades to fit them correctly, and one of the lamps had faulty wiring that kept cutting in and out.  I looked at those lamps lovingly every time I went into the basement, sighing for the wasted space that they'd become.

Fast forward to January 2014.  I began my gallery wall in the living room, and had a EUREKA moment that these lamps were the perfect compliment to the wall style I was going for.  The issue I still had?  These lamps still needed shades, and new wiring.  The wiring I'll save for another post-this one is about lampshades!

I searched around on the internet for appropriate lampshades- I knew I wanted a drum style shade in some tone of grey.  After lots and lots of searching, I came up empty.  I felt like Goldilocks.  Everything was either too short, or too fat, or too dark, or too light.  Nothing was perfect.  So what's the solution when you can't find what you're looking for?  Obviously...make it yourself!

I found a website that sold supplies to DIY lampshades, and bought what I needed.  Here's what I bought:


2 top spoke pieces- 11"
2 bottom circles- 11"
1 bottle of lamp glue (although it's pretty much the same as craft glue, so I could have left this out)
1 yard of Pressure Sensitive Styrene


I didn't buy these sizes on a whim- I actually took paper and made some templates that I taped around the lamp base before making my size decision.  After buying the 11' pieces, I also played around with how long I wanted the lampshades to be, too.  Measure twice, cut once, right?

Pretty high tech on the trial measurements, right?

I also went on the hunt for the perfect fabric, and bought a yard of that, too.  All of these materials cost me about $50, which is comparable to buying some ready-made lampshades.  DIY isn't always cheaper than buying ready-made, but you do get what you want!!

Obligatory fabric picture.  Notice how my pictures are always on the floor?
Yeah, I REALLY need a craft table.

After I had my supplies, I pretty much followed the directions from a website I found that gave instructions for lampshades.  You can check out the site here.  I'll still go through my process, but want to give ILikeThatLamp the credit; I didn't come up with this on my own.

First, I ironed the heck out of my fabric.  This HAS to be done. 

I wanted my lamps to be 15" in height, and with an 11" circumference circle, this gave me a measurement of 15" x 35" to work with.  I cut this out of my pressure sensitive styrene (2 pieces since I have 2 lampshades to make).  Just a note on this "pressure sensitive styrene":  All this really means is that you're buying bendable lampshade plastic that has a paper coating on one side that when taken off, reveals a sticky side where your fabric can be easily, and smoothly attached.  Makes things simple- no mess.

After cutting my styrene, I cut my fabric to 36" x 16".  I ended up leaving more than a one inch allowance on the 16" side, and just trimmed it when I was ready.  What I should have done, though, was pay 100% attention to the directions, which told me to attach my styrene to my fabric BEFORE cutting it.  This would have made it much easier, as it was tricky to lay the styrene down on the cut fabric while keeping it completely even on all sides.

Not easy to take a picture while holding sticky styrene and fabric at the same time.
This is the best visual you'll get.

So, at this point, what I had was a piece of fabric/styrene combo that is lined up on one short side, with 1/2' fabric allowance on the 35" sides of the styrene, and a 1" fabric allowance on the other short end. 

Look at those even lines- don't they give you shivers with how straight they are?

At this point, I folded over and glued my fabric on the 15" side down to the back of the styrene. 

Glue, fold over.  Done.

The hardest part came next.  Using lots of bulldog clips, I attached the styrene to the metal circles.  I spread glue on the inner edge of the fabric, waited a minute for it to get tacky, and folded it over the metal circle. 

The vision starts to become reality.  Yessss.

Here's where it got interesting.  I have an orange peeler from Pampered Chef that looks exactly the same as the tool that you can buy with the lamp shop supplies to make the fabric ends fold in nice and neat.  Repurposing kitchen tools into craft tools- hooray!  I followed the process of using the end of the orange peeler to tuck the fabric up under the metal ring after gluing it.  Yeah, didn't work.  My linen fabric frayed quite a bit.  The glue held the whole thing together, but the fabric edges were wonky looking, and didn't tuck up completely under the ring.  No worries.  Lots of lamps have small fabric edging on them that can cover these raw edges up.  We'll just do that later on.

Pampered Chef to the rescue again!  Maybe they should just start making a craft line?!?

After gluing one side of the circle, I waited a few minutes, and then flipped the drum over and repeated the process on the other side.  While this was still wet, I glued the inside vertical seam of the shade, smoothed everything out, and then set the shade down sideways to press the side seam flat while drying.

Remember- folded fabric edge goes on the OUTSIDE to create a clean look!

Whew.  That sounds like a lot, but it really took me a little over an hour to do.  Not bad.  When everything was dry, I slapped those drums on the lamps, even though I wasn't completely done.  I needed to make a quick run to the store for trim to cover those rough edges, and I wasn't waiting until then to see these beauties all lit up.


When unlit, the fabric is somewhat blackish, somewhat grey, and has undertones of tan running through it.  When lit, the texture of the linen really shows through.  And so does the ragged edge.  Yuck.

Rough edges.  That isn't gonna fly.  Not in this house.

Fast forward a week or so, and I finally had time to go to the store to buy a $1.99 spool of flat ribbon.  The process here was pretty simple.  Smear some glue on ribbon, attach to the inside of the drum.  Done.  Or so I thought.  

Raw edge of fabric.  It needs to be covered up.

Black ribbon smoothed down over the edge.  Looks good, right?

Urg.  I like this a lot less than I thought I would.  Too thick of a line, right?

Once I turned on the lamps, I really didn't like the thick line that showed through at the top and bottom edges.  Argh.  I spent too much time dreaming up these drum shades for them to not be perfect.  Back to the drawing board.

I got out a BRAND NEW razor blade, and decided to cross my fingers, use a light touch, and score the edges of the fabric to tear them off, leaving the clean edge that I originally wanted.  I knew I was playing with fire here, and the potential existed for me to completely cut through the drum shade, but I forged ahead.  I live for danger, y'all.

Being OH SO CAREFUL.  Are you holding your breath?  I was.

I felt like a surgeon, carefully slicing through my patient while trying to avoid crucial arteries.  

Whew.  We survived, and the edge is now smooth and thin.  

Once this was done, my lampshades were finally finished, and oh, aren't they gorgeous??  I'm in love, all over again.  They gleam, they sparkle, they're antique and modern looking, all at the same time.  They are FABULOUS, and I dare anyone to disagree:) 

It's really hard to take pictures of lamps while they're on and it's dark out,
hence the reflection of daylight behind the lamp.
I should probably take some photography lessons.

It's the little things that make a big difference.  So pretty!

Is it possible to hug a lamp?  Because I want to hug these every day.

Beautiful detail everywhere.  And yes, I added those pull-chains myself.
Amateur electricians of the world, holla!

Sweet lamp perfection. I'm pretty proud of myself, can you tell?

Wow.  You just read a really long blog post about lampshades.  You might as well just call it a night right now- that's plenty of excitement for one day.  You're Welcome.